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August 13, 2013
Telling an American that their government is corrupt is like telling a child that their dad is a crook.  They both know it already, but refuse to believe it.

May 23, 2013
I had a happy dream that seemed completely real,
it was the kind of dream that one can truly feel.

It was wonderful and bold, 
a happy moment holding you when I am old.

We were so happy together in each other's arms.

And when I awoke I was not sad,
because in my arms it was you I had.

Holding you close, safe, and warm,
I cuddle and bask inside your charm.

And best of all, we are still young in each other's arms!

March 19, 2013
The war on drugs is a classic example of government assertion against individual will.  It is more effective to empower an individual to overcome the addiction voluntarily by making education, counseling, and medical care available.

March 16, 2013
Thoughts on creating a new economy:  Instead of welfare, suppose we had "creation fares".   A "creation fare" is a unit of work that any human would be capable of doing.  Each creation of effort would be rewarded with compensation in the economy's crypto-currency.

March 9, 2013
Too many politicians want to make the world better by restricting evil.  True leaders understand that noble goals are accomplished when we enable good.

February 28, 2013
Have you ever noticed how the most obnoxious, drama-creating trouble-maker that you've ever let into your life is the person that you miss the most?   If that's not a reason to live out loud, I don't know what is. 

February 27, 2013
I'm not interested in your problems.  Tell me about your amazing success stories that are going to help me solve my problems.

January 21, 2013
I dreamt of thunderous snow showers so powerful that the storms were dropping funnel clouds.  They were Snornados, no wait, that was my ex-girlfriend.

December 19, 2012
Interesting conversations were had:  You never want to sell your shit when its hot, but that's the best time to.

July 23, 2012
You know you've done a good job telling the bartender how beautiful her eyes are when your 2nd glass of wine is brimming with fullness. 

June 25, 2012
I keep trying to explain to my girlfriend that my morning wood should be synonymous with morning play time.  She says that is when most guys she has dated just go pee.  I'm wondering, is that before or after they find a new girlfriend?

June 25, 2012
When a girlfriend says, "I started my period. Oh well, maybe it's a sign from the universe to take the focus off of sex," then it is time to find a girlfriend who says, "I started my period.  Oh well, maybe it's a sign from the universe that I need to give you a really good blow job tonight."

April 3, 2012
Nature certainly has a way of humbling us.  It doesn't matter how attractive someone is, there is no way to remain attractive while taking a shit.


January 31, 2012
It kinda sucks, cleaning your house up for a special guest, only to have them cancel.  At least your house is clean.

November 18, 2011
It's cool to support peace, green energy, and resource conservation ... unless it causes some trouble to do it.

October 24, 2011
When a hot chick wants to talk politics on Facebook, suddenly droves of guys want to talk politics on Facebook.

October 23, 2011
If we didn't spend so much time thinking about how much better we are than everyone else, we'd have more time to enjoy everyone else.

October 8, 2011
"If you manage to guarantee rights to the people who are despised, you have also guaranteed it for everybody else."

  -- Rick Falkvinge

October 7, 2011
Thank you for saying that I would never be able to...
   ...'cause it pissed me off and made me determined to!

September 13, 2011
There's no drama until somebody has something that somebody else wants.

September 12, 2011
Try to look at the world from the most pessimistic, worst case scenario imaginable.  If you got all the right answers for that case, you might be on to something.

September 08, 2011
The chocolate chunk fudge brownie was so good you didn't even notice eating part of the napkin with it.

September 06, 2011
Lessons from plants:  If you concentrate on producing what others want, you don't have to worry about being cheated.  You will always be valued and cared for by someone.

August 31, 2011
One can never assume that others will behave rationally, or even in their own best interest.

August 17, 2011
"Truth is treason in the empire of lies."
  -Ron Paul

August 16, 2011
Parkinson's Law: Uncle Sam will spend as much as he possibly can.
Parkinson's Debt Corollary:  Uncle Sam will borrow as much as he possibly can.

August 15, 2011
The truth is often unspoken.

July 31, 2011
A penny saved is more than a penny earned.  You don't have to pay any taxes on the penny you save.

July 27, 2011
Lawyers and bankers are thieves who get together to set standards (laws) on how best to rob everyone else of the fruit of their labor.

July 25, 2011
If you're going to lie, be crazy, pathological, and over the top about it  ... evidently it's harder for someone to sue you for it as long as you are completely oblivious to anything that remotely resembles the truth.

July 23, 2011
Problem with guns is that they were invented  before evolution killed off all the dumb asses of the world.

July 15, 2011
Work is good for the soul. Start kids working young, and they will enjoy it for the rest of their life.

July 14, 2011
If we really want to make the world a better place, it can be done without a gun.

July 13, 2011
You can be lazy AND successful!  You just have to be really talented at figuring out the easiest way to get stuff done.

July 10, 2011
We could solve a lot of problems in this country by assessing a 90% tax on any transaction that an ordinary CPA or lawyer can't explain in three sentences.

July 09, 2011
Getting ahead of yourself:  that's when you start cutting up the veggies for dinner before you mix the first drink.

June 30, 2011
If you're gonna be that big of a pussy, I'll be a dick.  I don't mind.

June 29, 2011
What is it about a tiny little ant that makes it think it can haul off and take a chomp out of a giant piece of meat, and not make the meat mad enough to squash said tiny little ant?

June 28, 2011
It's through rough, confrontational sounding bits of a song that make the soft smooth parts sound so good.  It's the hard times that make the good times seem even better.

June 27, 2011
Happy Birthday to my daughter! OMG, what do you get a 14 year old?

June 16, 2011
Living often passes with nothing to show for it, but what is life without living?

June 15, 2011
“You should never say or do anything that diminishes other people, or yourself.”   

     -unknown Italian father

June 14, 2011

"So, I'm as well known as Mickey Mouse? Yeah, that might have been good to know."

     -Geraldine Doyle aka Rosie the Riveter

June 11, 2011
...thought I knew what a big ass was, when someone tries to "haul ass" but they have to make two trips.  Oh no, it's when there's only room for one cheek in the chair.

June 10, 2011
My lucky underwear is gonna wear out before I get lucky.

June 8, 2011
You can only put so much stupid in one place before the pool is contaminated.

June 6, 2011
A good day is when you can think to yourself, "Whew, I just saved myself from a whole lot of embarrassment ... and all I had to do was keep my mouth shut."

June 3, 2011
Genius minds are so lucky; they get to do cool stuff.

June 2, 2011
Meeting new people is easy, just breath slowly, smile, look into their eyes, and remember that they don't know you're not the coolest person in the whole world.

June 1, 2011
"Hey, I sure hope we get to play the 'Hokey Pokey' later," is probably not the best thing to say to a girl on the first date ... unless you're on a roller skate, then it has a slim chance of not being creepy.

May 31, 2011
Would you rather be pretty with a fugly car, or fugly with a pretty car?

May 30, 2011
It has been said that you should not go grocery shopping when you are hungry.  Similarly, you should not go to a strip club when horny.

May 25, 2011
When someone doesn't get why you don't have cable TV, drive a beamer, or live in River Oaks, just tell 'em:

"I'm not poor, just cheap."

May 23, 2011
Isn't it annoying when a crazy person is "right" despite all the wrong reasonings.

May 21, 2011
"Be true to yourself, even if yourself sucks."

--Emma Andrews

May 18, 2011
"I used to do drugs and alcohol, but not anymore.  I've discovered that I'm allergic, and they make me break out in handcuffs."

--Robert Downey Jr.

May 14, 2011
Sometimes you're living life in the fast lane, sometimes the slow lane, and sometimes you're in the "move over, this path has no future" lane.

May 10, 2011
What happens to the cement when a cement truck breaks down?

May 5, 2011
My new favorite explicative: ...ah dammit and a half!!

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